"Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Randazzo "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Randazzo
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Randazzo Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Randazzo
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Randazzo Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Randazzo
To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Randazzo "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Randazzo
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Randazzo There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Randazzo
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Randazzo The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Randazzo
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Randazzo To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Randazzo
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Randazzo "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Randazzo
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Randazzo There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Randazzo
"Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Randazzo Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Randazzo
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Randazzo Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Randazzo
