Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Agrigento You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Agrigento
Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Agrigento "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Agrigento
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Agrigento Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Agrigento
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Agrigento Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Agrigento
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Agrigento "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Agrigento
You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Agrigento All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Agrigento
cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Agrigento And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Agrigento
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Agrigento A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Agrigento
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Agrigento Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Agrigento
"One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Agrigento "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Agrigento
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Agrigento As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Agrigento
