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"By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Aldino Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Aldino
Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Aldino The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Aldino
Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Aldino "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Aldino
"All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Aldino No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Aldino
No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Aldino "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Aldino
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Aldino At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Aldino
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Aldino Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Aldino
"Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Aldino Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Aldino
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Aldino Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Aldino
"There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Aldino You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Aldino
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Aldino If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Aldino
