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A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Travel and Tourism
When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Travel and Tourism
The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Travel and Tourism What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Travel and Tourism
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Travel and Tourism Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Travel and Tourism
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Travel and Tourism
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Travel and Tourism The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Travel and Tourism If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Travel and Tourism
blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Travel and Tourism Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Travel and Tourism
"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Travel and Tourism He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Travel and Tourism
"Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Travel and Tourism "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Travel and Tourism
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Travel and Tourism Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Travel and Tourism
