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We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Cadipietra Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Cadipietra
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Cadipietra "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Cadipietra
We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Cadipietra The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Cadipietra
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Cadipietra The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Cadipietra
"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Cadipietra I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Cadipietra
"Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Cadipietra Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Cadipietra
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Cadipietra Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Cadipietra
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Cadipietra Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Cadipietra
"People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Cadipietra Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Cadipietra
"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Cadipietra Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Cadipietra
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington My other wife is beautiful. Cadipietra People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Cadipietra
