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"And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Caldaro If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Caldaro
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Caldaro If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Caldaro
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Caldaro "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Caldaro
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Caldaro Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Caldaro
"When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Caldaro What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Caldaro
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Caldaro He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Caldaro
History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Caldaro What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Caldaro
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Caldaro The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
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A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Caldaro The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Caldaro
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Caldaro "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Caldaro
"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Caldaro In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Caldaro
