Hotel Eichhof - Three-star hotel in South Tyrol, suitable for walking enthusists and mountain climbers. Photographs and prices.
Pension Wiesenhof - Two star guesthouse ofeerung rooms with breakfast and apartments. Includes description, location details, rates, guestbook and photo album.
Lana - Local guide to the village. Accommodation, gastronomy, events and services
Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Lana An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Lana
"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Lana If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Lana
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Lana And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Lana
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Lana In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Lana
"Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Lana Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Lana
"The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Lana When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Lana
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Lana The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Lana
For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Lana The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Lana
"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Lana Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Lana
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Lana No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Lana
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Lana I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lana
