I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Lutago "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Lutago
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Lutago Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Lutago
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Lutago It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Lutago
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Lutago May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Lutago
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Lutago Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Lutago
Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Lutago I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Lutago
Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Lutago In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Lutago
"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Lutago "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Lutago
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Lutago "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Lutago
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Lutago "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Lutago
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Lutago The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Lutago
