Mals - A sunny locality in South Tyrol. Geographical area, history, culture, sport, amusements, outlying villages of the community of Mals, hotels and shopping.
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Mals If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Mals
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Mals His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Mals
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Mals You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Mals
"Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Mals I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Mals
Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Mals Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Mals
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Mals Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Mals
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Mals At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Mals
We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Mals Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Mals
Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Mals Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Mals
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr My other wife is beautiful. "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Mals A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Mals
"One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Mals Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Mals
