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Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Business and Economy Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Business and Economy
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Business and Economy Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Business and Economy If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Business and Economy
It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Business and Economy
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Business and Economy Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Business and Economy
The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Business and Economy Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Business and Economy
"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Business and Economy There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Business and Economy
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Business and Economy To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Business and Economy
"I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Business and Economy Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Business and Economy
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Business and Economy I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Business and Economy
Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Business and Economy When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
