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"Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
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-- Salvador Dali Ortisei Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
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-- Winston Churchill "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Ortisei
Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Ortisei God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Ortisei
I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Ortisei Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Ortisei
"The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Ortisei Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Man and wife make one fool. Ortisei
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Ortisei There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Ortisei
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Ortisei "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Ortisei
It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Ortisei Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Ortisei
"Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Ortisei Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Ortisei
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Ortisei For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Ortisei
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Ortisei "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Ortisei
Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Ortisei You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Ortisei
