Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
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-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Travel and Tourism "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Travel and Tourism
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Travel and Tourism
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Travel and Tourism Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Travel and Tourism
"Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Travel and Tourism There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Travel and Tourism
This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Travel and Tourism blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Travel and Tourism
Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
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-- Michel de Montaigne If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Travel and Tourism Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Travel and Tourism
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
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-- Pearl Williams Travel and Tourism Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Travel and Tourism
"We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
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-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
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-- John Von Neuman Travel and Tourism When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
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-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
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- George Washington Carver To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Travel and Tourism Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
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"I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Travel and Tourism If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Travel and Tourism
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Travel and Tourism Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Travel and Tourism
