The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
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-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Travel and Tourism I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
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-- Peter Oakley Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Travel and Tourism
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Travel and Tourism "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism
My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
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- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
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-- Niels Bohr Travel and Tourism
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
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-- Flannery O'Connor A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
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-- Dale Carnegie "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Travel and Tourism I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Travel and Tourism
That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Travel and Tourism "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
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-- William Arthur Ward Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Travel and Tourism
"In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
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-- Gerald Holton Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Travel and Tourism Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Travel and Tourism
For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Travel and Tourism
"Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
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-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Travel and Tourism
"How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Travel and Tourism If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Travel and Tourism The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
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-- Adlai Stevenson The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Travel and Tourism
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Travel and Tourism Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Travel and Tourism
