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You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Travel and Tourism "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Count your age with friends but not with years.
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-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Travel and Tourism
I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Travel and Tourism The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
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Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Travel and Tourism He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Travel and Tourism
"I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Travel and Tourism For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
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-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Travel and Tourism
He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Travel and Tourism Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism
Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Travel and Tourism I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Travel and Tourism
I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
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-- James Holt McGavran Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
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-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
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-- Stephen Leacock "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Travel and Tourism
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
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wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Travel and Tourism
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
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-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Travel and Tourism Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Travel and Tourism
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Travel and Tourism
