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Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Tuscany I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Tuscany
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Tuscany Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Tuscany
The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Tuscany Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Tuscany
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Tuscany "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Tuscany
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Tuscany Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Tuscany
Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Tuscany Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Tuscany
"If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Tuscany Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Tuscany
"We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Tuscany It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Tuscany
Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Tuscany "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Tuscany
"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Tuscany There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Tuscany
"Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Tuscany Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Tuscany
