Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Lunigiana In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Lunigiana
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Lunigiana He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Lunigiana
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Lunigiana What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Lunigiana
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Lunigiana I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Lunigiana
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Lunigiana Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Lunigiana
"If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Lunigiana A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Lunigiana
Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Lunigiana There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Lunigiana
A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Lunigiana If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Lunigiana
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Lunigiana You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Lunigiana
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Lunigiana The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Lunigiana
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Lunigiana I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Lunigiana
