I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Business and Economy Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Business and Economy
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Business and Economy A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Business and Economy Marriage is a rest period between romances. Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Business and Economy
The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Business and Economy In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
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Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Business and Economy "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Business and Economy
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Business and Economy There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Business and Economy
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Business and Economy "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Business and Economy
"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Business and Economy A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Business and Economy
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Business and Economy The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Business and Economy
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Business and Economy Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Business and Economy
Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Business and Economy "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Business and Economy
