All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Arezzo Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Arezzo
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Arezzo Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Arezzo
I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Arezzo "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Arezzo
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Arezzo Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Arezzo
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Arezzo Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Arezzo
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Arezzo The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Arezzo
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Arezzo You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Arezzo
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Arezzo "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Arezzo
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Arezzo Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Arezzo
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Arezzo There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Arezzo
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Arezzo Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Arezzo
