Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Travel and Tourism
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Travel and Tourism The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Travel and Tourism
You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Travel and Tourism Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Travel and Tourism Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Travel and Tourism
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Travel and Tourism Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Travel and Tourism
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Travel and Tourism "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Travel and Tourism I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Travel and Tourism We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Travel and Tourism
"I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Travel and Tourism "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Travel and Tourism
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Travel and Tourism Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Travel and Tourism "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Travel and Tourism
