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All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Bagni di Lucca A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Bagni di Lucca
Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Bagni di Lucca In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
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A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
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-- Sting Bagni di Lucca "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
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"To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Bagni di Lucca Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
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-- Anonymous The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
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Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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-- Clare Boothe Luce How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Bagni di Lucca "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
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-- Buckminster "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Bagni di Lucca
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
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-- Will Rogers Bagni di Lucca Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Bagni di Lucca
"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
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-- Sydney Smith Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Bagni di Lucca He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
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-- Peter Oakley Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
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Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
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-- Benjamin Disraeli Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
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"Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Bagni di Lucca There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
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-- Giraudoux Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
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- Henry Louis Mencken A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
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