Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Travel and Tourism Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Travel and Tourism The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Travel and Tourism
I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Travel and Tourism "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Travel and Tourism
Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Travel and Tourism "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Travel and Tourism
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Travel and Tourism The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Travel and Tourism Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Travel and Tourism
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Travel and Tourism You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Travel and Tourism
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Travel and Tourism
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Travel and Tourism
May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Travel and Tourism Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
