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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Borgo San Lorenzo "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
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Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Borgo San Lorenzo When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Borgo San Lorenzo
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Borgo San Lorenzo As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Borgo San Lorenzo
I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Borgo San Lorenzo When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Borgo San Lorenzo "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Borgo San Lorenzo
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Borgo San Lorenzo Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Borgo San Lorenzo
"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Borgo San Lorenzo blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
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He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Borgo San Lorenzo Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Borgo San Lorenzo
"Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Borgo San Lorenzo Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
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Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Borgo San Lorenzo It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Borgo San Lorenzo
Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Borgo San Lorenzo Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Borgo San Lorenzo
