And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Capoliveri Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Capoliveri
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Capoliveri The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Capoliveri
True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Capoliveri "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Capoliveri
Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Capoliveri For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Capoliveri
If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Capoliveri "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Capoliveri
Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Capoliveri "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Capoliveri
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Capoliveri Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Capoliveri
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Capoliveri Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Capoliveri
The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Capoliveri Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Capoliveri
We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Capoliveri Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Capoliveri
The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Capoliveri Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Capoliveri
