"When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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-- H.L. Mencken If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
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-- Anonymous I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
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-- Salvador Dali Travel and Tourism We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
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-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Travel and Tourism
"Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Travel and Tourism Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
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-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
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-- Fran Lebowitz Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Travel and Tourism
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Travel and Tourism To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Travel and Tourism
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Travel and Tourism Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
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-- Winston Churchill I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
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-- Steve Bluestone There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
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-- Guy Almes Travel and Tourism blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
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-- Albert Einstein We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
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-- Tom Robbins I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
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-- Abraham Lincoln "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
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Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Travel and Tourism "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
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is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Travel and Tourism
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
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-- Nicholas Negroponte We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
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commun You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Travel and Tourism Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Travel and Tourism
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
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-- Anonymous "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Travel and Tourism Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Travel and Tourism
