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"All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Cutigliano Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Cutigliano
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Cutigliano Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Cutigliano
And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Cutigliano I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Cutigliano
"Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Cutigliano Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Cutigliano
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Cutigliano Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Cutigliano
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Cutigliano Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Cutigliano
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Cutigliano In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Cutigliano
What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Cutigliano Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Cutigliano Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Cutigliano
A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Cutigliano Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Cutigliano
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Cutigliano "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Cutigliano
