"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Luck is the residue of design.
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-- Sigmund Freud "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Travel and Tourism
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
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-- Clarence Darrow I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
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may Travel and Tourism Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Travel and Tourism
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Travel and Tourism The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Travel and Tourism
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
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- Henry Kissinger I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Travel and Tourism Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Travel and Tourism
Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Travel and Tourism Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
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The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Travel and Tourism There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
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-- Guy Almes Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Travel and Tourism "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Travel and Tourism
"Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Travel and Tourism If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Travel and Tourism
"No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
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get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Travel and Tourism
The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Travel and Tourism "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Travel and Tourism
The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
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-- General Douglas MacArthur Travel and Tourism The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
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