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"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Montaione "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Montaione
"I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Montaione Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Montaione
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Montaione Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Montaione
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Montaione Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Montaione
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Sřren Kierkegaard When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Montaione "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Montaione
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Montaione Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Montaione
"I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Montaione Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Montaione
"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Montaione Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Montaione
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Montaione "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Montaione
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Montaione "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Montaione
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Montaione Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Montaione
