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Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Pitigliano Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Pitigliano
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Pitigliano Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Pitigliano
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Pitigliano "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Pitigliano
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Pitigliano Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Pitigliano
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Pitigliano "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Pitigliano
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Pitigliano blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Pitigliano
Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Pitigliano "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Pitigliano
Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Pitigliano The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Pitigliano
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Pitigliano "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Pitigliano
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Pitigliano To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Pitigliano
The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Pitigliano With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Pitigliano
