Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Prato I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Prato
I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Prato The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Prato
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Prato Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Prato
Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Prato Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Prato
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Prato Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Prato
"If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Prato There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Prato Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Prato
Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Prato "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
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Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Prato Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Prato
"There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Prato The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Prato
The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Prato If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
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