Piancardato - Situated in Gaglietole, 30 km from Perugia. Photographs, location, rates and description of accommodation and area.
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Collazzone I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Collazzone
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Collazzone You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Collazzone
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Collazzone All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Collazzone
Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Collazzone Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Collazzone
"O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Collazzone If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Collazzone
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Collazzone "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Collazzone
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Collazzone May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Collazzone
"Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Collazzone Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Collazzone
Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Collazzone It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Collazzone
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Collazzone I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Collazzone
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Collazzone "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Collazzone
