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The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Spello There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Spello
It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Spello Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Spello
"Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Spello "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Spello
I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Spello I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Spello
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Spello Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Spello
Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Spello "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Spello
No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Spello He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Spello
I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Spello "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Spello
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Spello "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Spello
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Spello "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Spello
"A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Spello "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Spello