If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Lodging Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Lodging
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Lodging For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Lodging
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Lodging I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Lodging
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Lodging That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Lodging
"Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Lodging It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Lodging
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Lodging "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Lodging
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Lodging Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Lodging
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Lodging Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Lodging
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Lodging A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Lodging
"There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Lodging Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Lodging
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Lodging "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Lodging
