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The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Travel and Tourism Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Travel and Tourism
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Travel and Tourism Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Travel and Tourism
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Travel and Tourism "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Travel and Tourism
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Travel and Tourism They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Travel and Tourism "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Travel and Tourism
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Travel and Tourism
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Travel and Tourism May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Travel and Tourism
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Travel and Tourism
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Travel and Tourism "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Travel and Tourism
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Travel and Tourism The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Travel and Tourism
