I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Travel and Tourism Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Travel and Tourism
"... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Travel and Tourism If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Travel and Tourism
We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Travel and Tourism The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Travel and Tourism
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Travel and Tourism
"I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Travel and Tourism Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Travel and Tourism
"In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Travel and Tourism Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Travel and Tourism
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Travel and Tourism Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Travel and Tourism
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Travel and Tourism Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism
Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Travel and Tourism "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Travel and Tourism blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Travel and Tourism
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Travel and Tourism "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Travel and Tourism
