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If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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-- Russell Baker Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
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-- Dave Barry Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
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A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
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