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Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Jesolo Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Jesolo
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Jesolo A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Jesolo
When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Jesolo Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Jesolo
"I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Jesolo If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Jesolo
Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Jesolo When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Jesolo
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Jesolo I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Jesolo
Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Jesolo Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Jesolo
Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 My other wife is beautiful. If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Jesolo "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Jesolo
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Jesolo "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Jesolo
In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Jesolo Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Jesolo
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Jesolo Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Jesolo
