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If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Lazise The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Lazise
"The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Lazise "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Lazise
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Lazise Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Lazise
Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Lazise In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Lazise
The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Lazise The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Lazise
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Lazise A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall My other wife is beautiful. I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Lazise
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Lazise "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Lazise
Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Lazise I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Lazise
Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Lazise Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Lazise
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Lazise blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Lazise
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Lazise What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Lazise
