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You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Malcesine Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Malcesine
"And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Malcesine It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Malcesine
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Malcesine I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Malcesine
If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Malcesine Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Malcesine
"I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Malcesine Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Malcesine
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Malcesine The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Malcesine
I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Malcesine Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Malcesine
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Malcesine We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Malcesine
"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Malcesine A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Malcesine
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Malcesine It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Malcesine
As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Malcesine "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Malcesine
