"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Education Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Education
And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Education Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Education
"Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Education "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Education
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Education We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Education
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Education "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Education
"We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Education NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Education
And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Education In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Education A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Education
"We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Education Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Education
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Education "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Education
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Education My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Education
