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-- Oscar Wilde There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Transportation "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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"Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
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-- Bill Moyers "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Transportation
It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
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The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
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"See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Transportation There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Transportation
"Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Transportation I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
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A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Transportation Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
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-- Sigmund Freud Transportation A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
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-- Pancho Villa, dying words Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
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Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
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the wisest man can answer.
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that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
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Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Thought is action in rehearsal.
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bathroom in the middle of it.
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- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Transportation Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
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and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Transportation The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
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