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They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Weather Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Weather
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Weather Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Weather
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Weather One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Weather
The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Weather A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Weather
"The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Weather The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Weather
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Weather Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Weather
Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Weather blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Weather
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Weather Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Weather
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Weather We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Weather
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Weather Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Weather
Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Weather He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Weather
