Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Garibaldi, Giuseppe Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Garibaldi, Giuseppe
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Garibaldi, Giuseppe Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Garibaldi, Giuseppe
Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Garibaldi, Giuseppe Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Garibaldi, Giuseppe
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Garibaldi, Giuseppe Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost What's new? Most of my wife. Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Garibaldi, Giuseppe
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Garibaldi, Giuseppe Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Garibaldi, Giuseppe
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Garibaldi, Giuseppe "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Garibaldi, Giuseppe
"An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Garibaldi, Giuseppe Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Garibaldi, Giuseppe
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Garibaldi, Giuseppe Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Garibaldi, Giuseppe
Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Garibaldi, Giuseppe You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Garibaldi, Giuseppe
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Garibaldi, Giuseppe Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Garibaldi, Giuseppe
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Garibaldi, Giuseppe Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Garibaldi, Giuseppe
