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Catania Airport - Flights and service in Catania International Airport.
Cemar Agency Network - Information about ferry companies in the Mediterranean area, tour operators and port agents in Italy.
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Enrico Pernis Ltd - Shipping agency offering services in the ports all over Sardinia.
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Società Autostrade - Official site of the Society of Italian Motorways. Includes guide to the network and calculator for distance and tolls via an interactive map.
V.A.I. Project - Offers ride sharing services with online form.
KLM Royal Dutch Airlines - Online booking, special offers, flight schedules, airline fares and frequent travel program.
Eurolines - Bus line to localities of the Europe. Information, prices, booking.
Autotrasporti Fumanti - National and international trucking of chemical, alimentary, fluid and solid materials. Includes company profile and contact details.
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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Transportation Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Transportation
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Transportation In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Transportation
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Transportation The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Transportation
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Transportation "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Transportation
"To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Transportation The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Transportation
"I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Transportation Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transportation
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Transportation The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Transportation
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Transportation Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Transportation
If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Transportation Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Transportation
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Transportation The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transportation
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Transportation Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Transportation
