Pilgrim's Guide - Jubilee-related places, routes, restaurants and accommodation in Rome.
Jubileo - Some information about Jubilee events and cities.
AD 2000 Jubilaeum - The official Vatican website about the Jubilee with information on how to participate, tourist information, travel and lodging.
blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Jubilee Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Jubilee
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Jubilee "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Jubilee
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Jubilee "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Jubilee
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Jubilee There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Jubilee
"College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Man and wife make one fool. Jubilee Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Jubilee
"I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Jubilee Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Jubilee
Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Jubilee One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Jubilee
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Jubilee "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Jubilee
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Jubilee "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Jubilee
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Jubilee "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Jubilee
"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Jubilee No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Jubilee
