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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Weather "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Weather
"If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
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-- Helen Keller I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Weather
Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Weather "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Weather
"There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Weather "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Weather
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
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-- Arthur Godfrey Weather We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
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He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Weather My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
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Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Weather "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Weather
Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Weather "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Weather
"Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Weather Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Weather
Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Weather Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Weather
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Weather Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
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