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Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Business and Economy Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Business and Economy
"It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Business and Economy A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Business and Economy
"Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Business and Economy Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
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work and the Business and Economy
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Business and Economy We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Business and Economy "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Business and Economy
"You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Business and Economy There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Business and Economy
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Business and Economy The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Business and Economy
"Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Business and Economy Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Business and Economy
The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Business and Economy Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Business and Economy
If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Business and Economy Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Business and Economy
"Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Business and Economy In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Business and Economy
