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I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
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-- Peter Oakley "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
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-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
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-- Mark Twain My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
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-- Lenny Bruce Advertising and Marketing If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Advertising and Marketing
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
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Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Advertising and Marketing It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Advertising and Marketing
"The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
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-- Judith Viorst It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
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-- Gore Vidal Advertising and Marketing Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
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--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Advertising and Marketing
"God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Advertising and Marketing The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
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-- Arnold Bennett Advertising and Marketing
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-- Robert Browning The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
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-- Anatole France Advertising and Marketing Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
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-- Theodore Roosevelt True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
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-- Friedrich Nietzsch Advertising and Marketing
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
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-- Steven Wright NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
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-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Advertising and Marketing
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
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-- Oscar Wilde If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Advertising and Marketing Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
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-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Advertising and Marketing No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Advertising and Marketing
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Advertising and Marketing Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
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your the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
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-- Peter Advertising and Marketing
Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
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-- Linda Bowles, political columnist The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
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The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Advertising and Marketing Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
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-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Advertising and Marketing
