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-- Pearl Williams In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
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-- Edward P. Tryon Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
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-- Elbert Hubbard True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
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-- Katharine Hepburn Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
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Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
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-- Gore Vidal Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
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- A. J. Liebling I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
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-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
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--Malcolm X I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
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-- John Greenleaf Whittier Computers and Internet
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
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Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
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-- Woody Allen Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
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Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
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commun Only the little people pay taxes.
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-- Jacques Barzun Computers and Internet True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
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