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-- John Murray Love is stronger than justice.
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-- Katharine Hepburn An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
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-- Anonymous Education "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
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-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Education
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
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-- Henry David Thoreau My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
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-- Anthony Burgess Education
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age.
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See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
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-- Gandhi Education
It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
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yourself have altered.
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-- Bette Davis Education And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
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-- Robert L. Stevenson Education
"I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
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-- Steven Wright Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Education
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Education There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Education
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
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-- St. Augustine Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
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-- Mark Twain Education
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-- Anonymous Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
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"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
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-- Elayne Boosler I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
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