The Jersey Child Care Trust - Parental information including nurseries, training and careers in child minding.
Acupressure - History of healing art, background to practitioner, including contact details.
Whatabout.je - A resource for 16-24 year olds; focussing on sexual heath, drug issues lifestyles; funded by the States of Jersey Health Promotion Unit.
Drugs Alert - Harm reduction information for drugs users.
You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Health "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Health
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-- John Cage Health Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
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-- George Bernard Shaw "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Health
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
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-- Indian proverb Health "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Health
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-- Michael Meissner "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Health Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
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-- Maya Angelou Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
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the fl Health
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Health Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Health
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Health
Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Health Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Health
Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Health I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Health
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Health "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Health
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
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-- Abraham Lincoln In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Health Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Health
Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Health Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Health
